How Catherine The Great Relaxed
(At an exhibition of the treasures of Catherine the Great,
probably the richest and most powerful woman of her time,
a notice stated that her favourite pastime was making
imitation jewels out of papier-mâché.)
Yekaterina (that’s Catherine to us)
seemed seemly so that’s who she became.
And after she'd collared the clergy's cash
and replenished old Russia's coffers,
and after she'd seen off Peter the Third -
her husband, then critics and scoffers,
and after she'd romped with twenty lovers
(despite being decidedly plain),
and after she'd multiplied numbers of serfs
and made slaves of half the Ukraine,
and after inviting Voltaire for tea,
buying thousands of art works and gowns,
and after splitting Poland apart
and constructing a hundred new towns,
and after fighting and beating the Turks
and expanding both southwards and west,
she added 200,000 square miles
to what she already possessed,
and after revising the system of law
she dashed off a book or two;
but sometimes she wearied, had to unwind,
she'd enough of do, do, do;
but she didn't knit or play balalaika,
make arrangements of petals and stems;
Cath fashioned papier-mâché
into artificial gems.
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